When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle
by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018
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Ur a dick

Ur a dick

Damn I thought you were straight
by Sally face on steroids November 01, 2021
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suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*
kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!
by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021
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ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary
"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."
by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024
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