tube socks

a handy device around your feet to securely store your drugs

all i need are my tube socks and the streets.

by B. Rab February 10, 2004

Tube Sock

An overbearing bug eyed self absorbing be-littler that enjoys tazing his employees on a tri daily basis. The tube sock enjoys his abnormal gait while closely resembling the fictional human sized tube sock portrayed by the skittles commercials.

-Hey, i need you to restock all one million pieces of equipment by the end of your shift while I look at facebook. Dammit, your such a tubesock!

-THIS IS MANDATORY!

Ohh your such a tube sock!

by Hitmeagain December 11, 2010

tube socks

used foh rasterbating.

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!

by gabbieee July 02, 2007

tube sock

A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.

Archie is a damn tube sock!

by Jay$18 February 18, 2007

Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.

The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.

by Steakface June 15, 2010

tube socks

Old, skinny, hanging breasts.

Granny's tube socks have seen better years.

by slimon simon March 18, 2006

tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.

Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock

by Skippy December 12, 2006