The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.
I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
by Slapchatt January 10, 2014
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by squidwardo March 30, 2011
by dman September 13, 2003
a penis which is in your pants
by The Clit Master March 21, 2005
also from the first definition their is a manuver that may be performed in a kind of drunken stupidity. First you find a unsuspecting victim(preferrably a young girl) sitting on a park bench. You enrage your trouser snake until it grows in size,then you are ready to vigorously massage your wild breast til it is ready to spit its venom then you run up on your victim and shoot troser snake venom all over your victim. While running away in your glory and triumph you are supposed to say "you just got trouser snaked."
by Norwegan Heat August 28, 2006
by rayp January 19, 2004