by Pavelski8 September 12, 2006
The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.
I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
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a penis which is in your pants
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