trouser snake

A guys penis/dick. Also an actual real snake lol, also known as sneaky little devil.

Do u like trouser snakes? OOOOO whats a trouser snake?!

by Pavelski8 September 12, 2006

Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

by Slapchatt January 10, 2014

Trouser Snake

A slang or alternate word for a dick.

Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?

by EminemGuy313 January 13, 2018

trouser snake

simply the snake in your pants (penis)

crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?

by squidwardo April 16, 2011

Trouser Snake

What your mom Likes as a pet

Man, your mom cant let go of my trouser snake.

by dman September 12, 2003

trouser snake

a penis which is in your pants

Let the model see you trouser snake.
That bitch wants to suck my trouser snake.

by The Clit Master May 13, 2005

trouser snake

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.

Wanna pet my trouser snake?

by rayp January 18, 2004