Touchdown

When a guy comes all over the face of his girlfriend while she's inebriated, when she wouldn't usually allow it.

Girl: "omg i have no freaking idea what's going on.. this grass is so soft..."
Guy: ejaculates on face
Girl: sputters and frantically wipes of face "omg I'm drowning!"
Guy: puts it away, zips up pants, runs in circles with arms outstretched like a plane yelling "touchdown!"

by Antigoddess73 February 27, 2009

Touchdown

The act of taking a shit and jacking off with orgasm happening at the same time as the shit hits the toilet.

I just scored a touchdown in the bathroom.

by Ramsey Nehemiah July 01, 2010

touchdown

Expression often used by men when they reach an orgasm during sexual intercourse.

- "Oh yeah baby...."
-"mmmm... aaahhh... You fuck my pussy so good!!!"
-Oh my God oh my God!!! Ohh Yeah! TOUCHDOWN BABY!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!"

by ChristianTroy November 14, 2006

Touchdown

The act of ejaculating into your partner during sexual intercourse

Male: Oh yeah, not long till touchdown.

by John Appleciderson May 30, 2017

Touchdown

It's when you touch a person with Down Syndrome

I was with this girl last night, I gave her a touchdown

by Dani! ♡ March 05, 2021

Touchdown

The act of taking a poop, usually in the woods when camping when one digs a hole and "touchdowns" in it.

Camper 1: I'm going to go take a walk in the woods.

Camper 2: Be careful where you step, I just touchdowned over there.

by CanoeLeader December 16, 2008

touchdown

it means when you get ready to have sexual relations with a woman or man

Are you ready for me to touchdown on that ass?

by Bridget February 03, 2005