tonnage

the combined weight of every individual youve slept with.

example unneccesary--- ----

by daniel. August 21, 2005

Tokeage

To have a 'toke'

Tokeage?

by Web*/Babyboy October 23, 2003

tonage

ones ability/ presence of having toned muscle. Usually used as a compliment, it is a cool word.

Wow, look at the tonage in her thighs!

by a-r-y August 12, 2011

Lonage Tonage

Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.

We are a Lonage Tonage clan.
Elvemage was a Lonage Tonage pker until he got banned.

by Andrew Gower January 22, 2008

Toeage

The length and thickness of a toe.

When you want to describe how big of a toe the toe is but you can’t find the right word to describe it.

*someone shows their toe*
“Wow that is a substantial amount of toeage right there.”

by toesforeveyone October 23, 2019

tonnage

Weight of an individual. Usually used in terms of losing weight after New Year's.

Husband: Man, we really need to improve our eating habits.
Wife: Yes. Starting New Year's day, we lose tonnage.

by anonymous February 9, 2021

law of gross tonage

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

by jamerson June 13, 2005