by Trvplordbih May 25, 2018

by School Holidays May 25, 2018

by Mastergod97 May 25, 2018

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by Gifjcjgjdjd May 26, 2022

The day before your birthday, in which it is perfectly acceptable to go out with your friends, get completely hammered, and act like a fool in celebration. This day is in conjunction with Booty Day, which is the day after your birthday.
Matthew got wasted on his Titties Day, after drinking three pitchers of beer, and loudly proclaimed that the best titties around were "ALL OF THEM!"
by Token Ese May 14, 2013

On the day of April 12, all genders must ingage in breast grabbing. There will be no legal consequences for these great actions. If one is in court, please bring up this text.
by Nation Awareness Days May 25, 2018
