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National Throw Short People Day

October 21st. A day where we are all free to throw anyone below 5'6".
The National Throw Short People Day Song!

It's the most wonderful time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.

There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
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National throw short people day

just throw someone who is 5'4 and under

also me b-day

National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t

National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed
What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

International throw short people day 

A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission
Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-