The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020

The Witches Brew

When one goes for a long period of time without ejaculating. The cum is brewing and festering waiting to be unleashed. Its as if a group of witches are brewing something in the bottom of a guys balls.

I'm cooking up a mean witches brew. I unleashed the witches brew all over this girl last night.

by Poundtown17 February 15, 2010

O5-1 “The Watcher”

Also known as Rusty, O5-1 is the overseer for the original MTF unit ASE-51

Man, O5-1 “The Watcher” keeps putting weird things in the quotes channel

by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022

The Wither King

A larger than normal wither that also has tentacles.

Was once a human, but due to unfortunate circumstances, is now a powerful creature.
has always been a gigachad

hey... why hasn't the wither king appeared in the rift dimension at all?

by 76MC June 24, 2023

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

The Witches Kiss

During intercourse, a well endowed circumcised male will bend over and push his erect penis out towards his ass. Then a woman with a larger sized nose will proceed to stick her nose up his ass while performing felatio.

He was surprised when his Hungarian receptionist gave him the witches kiss.

by Barry Bod December 29, 2020

the watcher

The act of sitting on ones dick and hands before masturbation so that it feels like you are just watching someone else get a hand job.

Last night I gave myself the best watcher ever! Im telling you man doing the watcher, just feels like you are watching someone else get a hand job!

by T0XIC H3RO November 1, 2017