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took the corn out of the water to soon

A saying that means you screwed up.
Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.

The brown water slide 

When you’re fucking her from behind and you piss in her ass and she starts shitting
It was like a waterpark, I wasn’t expecting the brown water slide.

The Air And Water Show 

The unfortunate event of shitting and puking at the same time.
"Did you find Jimmy?"
"Yeah he's in the john. It's the air and water show in there!"

Smoke on the Water 

A legendary rock song by the equally legendary early 70's rock band, Deep Purple. It is praised for it's quickly catchy beat, easy to learn lyrics, and it's Godliness all around. Considered by many as one of the best rock songs ever, and a favorite of many Deep Purple fans. A few other songs as good as this one are "Space Truckin'", "Fireball", "Black Knight", and "Demon's Eye".
Smoke on the water-Classic Rock at it's best.
Smoke on the Water by Lunar6 October 21, 2005

stuck in the Water Temple 

A phrase describing something so incredibly confusing that you have no idea how to get through it. Comes from the Water Temple in Zelda 64, one of the most insane levels I've seen in any video game, ever. No joke - EVERYONE gets stuck in the Water Temple when they play this game, usually for weeks/months/years.
"What am I supposed to do next?! GAH! This is like being stuck in the Water Temple!!!"