The Riot Shield

A sexual position involving cunnilingus or analingus where the giving person starts on their knees, and proceeds to stand up straight while their partner’s legs are still over their shoulders, lifting them higher against the wall.

I gave Casey The Riot Shield last night, lifted her right against the wall!

by Maasofaaliik_Al August 2, 2021

The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

The Rose's Shield

The relentless over protection of a mother to her child

Steve: Robbie has been getting bullied a lot lately and his mom shows up to the school everyday.
Richie: I know that kids got The Rose's Shield!!

by SchwiftySardonyx April 19, 2017

The sheldo

When you are having sex with a girl and pull out right before cumming, and jump up like a spider monkey and shoot your load in the girls mouth while plugging her nose.

After a six month drought I was fortunate enough to meet a whore who allowed me to run the sheldo.

by AKassassasin December 19, 2018

The shielder

Someone who is easy to get nudes off. You only talk to them to get nudes.

The shielder sent me so many pics last night.

by Pa June 12, 2017

The Shields

A male who talks non stop from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to sleep. It is unclear whether or not he talks during his sleep. Generally, 95% of his conversations are about himself and his need for reaffirmation through material possessions. He is described as a narcissistic womanizer who takes pride in numbers but is so dumb he is forced to use a calculator. He is COMPLETELY incapable of handling a strikeout and would rather sleep on the bathroom floor spooning the toilet. His hands are made of glass and break quite easily while punching, and he loves to get undressed and oiled, buttered, and salted up and play leap frog.

Hey man, anyone want to play The Shields leap frog with me?

by Axion Jackson October 25, 2014

Sheldor the Conqueror

The name of Sheldon Cooper's avatar/character on the online multiplayer game "Age Of Conan" set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian.

Sheldon Cooper: Sheldor is back online.
Penny: (mockingly) Sheldor?
Sheldon Cooper: The Conqueror.
Penny: What are you doing?
Sheldon: AFK. I’m playing Age of Conan, an online multiplayer game set in the universe of Robert E. Howard’s Conan the Barbarian.

You: "Hey did ya watch Big Bang Theory last night?"
Me: "Yeah I did! Loved the bit where Sheldon named his Age of Conan character 'Sheldor The Conqueror' and Penny named hers as "Queen Penelope' - So hilarious!"

by PurpleOrchid85 August 25, 2010