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The Sexiest Specimen 

There is on ONE Sexiest Specimen in the world and tht one MOFUCKER is called Rayan Amari. He is THE MOST SEXIEST, THE MOST GORGEOUS, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST HANDSOME, THE CUTEST GAL YOU WILL EVER MEET!!

RAYAN AMARI = THE SEXIEST SPECIMEN
'RAYAN AMARI WHO IS THE SEXIEST SPECIMEN WHO MAKES EVERYONE SAY DAMNNNNN BOYY'
The Sexiest Specimen by rumzyy.b December 9, 2021

The Sexiest Devotchka 

A fantastically tall DANISH IRISH high-jumper from "Da Mesa" in Santa Barbara, California. While many believe she's a barely-legal dead-sexy blonde, the fact of the matter is she's not legal at all! Note that this does not stop the amazingly high Crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):

1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California

Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)

Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.

Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)

You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.
Hey, did you hear about The Sexiest Devotchka's lame friend who drank 1/10th of Vodka? Haha what a pussy!

the sexiest bitch 

abbie mi hermana is the sexiest bitch ever and i love her so much and we will be soul sistas forever

adam is sexy too
abbie is THE SEXIEST BITCH.

or

*adam* is the SEXIEST BITCH.

The Sexiest Devotchka 

6 foot tall, badass motherfucker, don't mess with this bitch or you'll get the horns.
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish

This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.

Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson

Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage


Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples
Dude did you see that chick?! She fully went Sexiest Devotchka on that idiot's
ass!!
The Sexiest Devotchka by blah March 30, 2005

The Sexiest Girl  

The largest worldwide beauty competition where the sexiest girl, model, celebs, and girls next door who is the sexiest girl in the world. The competititon is online with million of voters each week.
Anyone in the world can upload two images of the sexiest girl they know and win $1000 in less than a week.
The Sexiest Girl by patrick king September 2, 2007

the sexiest man in K-pop

Lee Ho-seok (Wonho) aka big tiddie man
Woah is that the sexiest man in K-pop, Wonho?