The Ron Pizer shot

The photographic method of taking a group photo of yourself and others provided your arm is long enough.

Rather than bothering the drunk guy at the bar to take a group photo, you opted to go with the Ron Pizer shot.

by Radiowaves February 3, 2013

The toilet paper shortage of 2020

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

by ineedsometp April 2, 2020

The Pipers Beak

A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin

'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'

'Sorry lad...does it stink?'

'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

Stuffing the Pipe

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs over your shoulders and perform anilingus while simultaneously reaching around her leg and fingering her gspot in a downward motion.

I walked in on him and Chris's cousin and he was stuffing the pipe!

by Artemis2 January 22, 2010

Strike the Pipe

'Striking the Pipe' is the art of masking one's fart with a louder noise to avoid detection, named after Andy Dufresne in the Shawshank Redemption striking the sewer pipe when the thunder hit. Stealthfart.

I really needed to fart, but it was neither the time nor the place, so I waited for an opportunity to STRIKE THE PIPE

by obiwanley November 19, 2010

shoot the pier

(Surfing term): to maneuver one's surfboard in such a manner as to attempt to pass with safety between the supporting pilings of a pier; either "head on", meaning to pass directly under the entire pier from its oceanside terminus to the beach; or "side on", meaning to pass from one side of the pier to the other at an angle oblique to the shoreline prior to reaching the beach.

"Gary said he was going to try and shoot the pier on his longboard, but we talked him out of it."

by Speedog February 1, 2010

she wants the pipe

She wants the pipe is a commonly used phrase to describe what a woman wants a man’s dick for sex.

Damn, did you hear about Verny? She wants the pipe so bad from Kieth

by ThePipeMaster March 2, 2018