The Maiden Effect

"when a person perceives someone to be more innocent and mature than they really are, only for the deceiving person to violently lash out and attack the first person with vitriol that likely includes illegal acts of malevolence"

Luke came across what he thought was the girl of his dreams, she turned out to be a two faced psycho. When he tried to question her, he became a victim of the Maiden Effect.

by the_autism August 17, 2017

The Iron Maiden Rule

The unwritten rule of music (mostly but not exclusively metal) that states that only Iron Maiden are allowed to wear their own band shirts on stage, by virtue of being Iron Maiden. It has been broken numerous times. The worst offenders are probably Amon Amarth, who wear their own merchandise in every photo and every video in which they aren't shirtless.

The reason for the rule is the same reason why it's generally gauche to wear a band shirt for the band you're going to see: band shirts are generally a way to broadcast your tastes and in so doing support a band that people might not have heard of.

Watain broke the Iron Maiden rule by painting their own emblem on their bare chests.

by The music definitions guy December 4, 2010

Midden hits the windmill

A phrase with the same meaning as the "shit hits the fan" but from more original origins. A midden was a pile of general rubbish, generally containing excreations. A windmill is self-explanatory and so when the midden hits the windmill you are all going to get showered in shit.

Man 1) The boss found out that the virus on his PC was our fault
Man 2)The job's not worth it. Lets get out of here before the midden hits the windmill

by Umpire Strikes Back October 16, 2004

maddest of the snakes

simply the greatest thing going around

holy fuck that is the maddest of the snakes

by meheav1 December 16, 2008