Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

Getting paged by the White House by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

Escorting the Obama's to the White House 

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.

*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}

Escorting the Obama's to the White House by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012

Drop the Obama's off at the White House 

To take a dump, poop, or shit in or around a fancy toilet.

Employee: welcome to The Hilton, how may I help you?
La-a (ladasha): Where is the restroom because I have to drop the Obama's off at the White House.
Employee: It's just up the hallway on your left.

Drop the Obama's off at the White House by Grundleluv June 5, 2018

back door at the white house 

having anal sex with a white girl,

her parents are all, white picket fence and white house, last night i went to the back door at the white house with her.

back door at the white house by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Dropping the Obama's at the White House 

Instead of using, taking the browns to the Superbowl or dropping the Cosbys at the pool, another way for saying you gotta take a dump. The Obama's are brown and the White House is white = Poop is brown and toilet bowl is white.

I am dropping the Obama's at the White House, i will be out in a minute.

Obama

Dropping the Obama's at the White House by tbagger79 April 16, 2010

take the obamas to the white house 

A more racist & politically incorrect way to say i have to shit.

hey guys that mc donalds ran right through me...i have to take the obamas to the white house.

take the obamas to the white house by Children of the Corning December 25, 2010

Piss against the White House 

An anarchists dream.

oh it feels so bad yet so right!!

Piss against the White House by Biafra J July 29, 2004