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find the vegan

A game commonly played on Tumblr. All one needs to do is make a post about how some meat product is delicious or make a post about how vegans are overly sensitive and like magic someone will respond saying that not all vegans are smug assholes they just live a healthier lifestyle than you and you're a horrible person for eating meat.
How to play find the vegan

Non-Vegan: I like bacon

Vegan: How can you live with yourself knowing that you contributed to the MURDER of a poor defenseless pig?

Non-Vegan: Found the vegan

OR

Non-Vegan: I hate it when my vegan aunt comes over for thanksgiving and complains about all of us eating turkey.

Vegan: Well not all vegans are like that but eating tofu is much healthier. You're aunt is a smart person and you should probably stop eating turkey if not for the health benefits but at least to stop the brutal senseless violence of poor, beautiful, innocent turkeys.

Non-Vegan: Found the vegan.
by Wiggles O'Hallahan March 7, 2014
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bella the vegan dog

the goodest girl in the history of existence itself
1:BELLA THE VEGAN DOG IS BLESSED!!!
2:NO SHE IS BEING TORTURED BY THE VEGAN TEACHER
1:oh yes
1:you know what? im gonna talk with her!*loads 12 gauge shotgun*
2:*picks up chainsaw*and ill go with you!
3:GENTLEMEN!I HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!*opens garage with an m1 abrams tank inside it* may i join?
by jai_jacman August 31, 2021
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Spot the Vegan

When a group of people on a chat room or text posts (mostly in tumblr) decide they want to say something against vegans, usually resulting in a vegan to find the chat room / posts on the text posts defending vegans or saying something against those who use animal bi-product, revealing themselves as vegan. The round ends when one person has found a vegan and says "found the vegan!" Most of the time the game does not take long, because vegans like to defend themselves.
Example 1-
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!

Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!
by RonnieDonyBalonie June 27, 2015
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Spot the Vegan

A pitiful game meat eater shitbags invented to mock people with morals.
Because they can't beat into their tiny skulls the facts presented by vegans about animal suffering, they comment 'spot the vegan' to signal their crew of carnists that there is somebody disturbing their bacon infused arteries with infallible logic.
The opposite of 'Spot the carnist'
A: My stake is cooking, so juicy, I killed my baby calf myself, it was a feisty one.
B: Found the carnist. Spot the vegan.
C: Found the vegan.
by christballs987 March 16, 2016
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Vegan from the deacon

A nice way to say your a virgin.

A way that vegan chicks say they are virgins.
Friend: I bet he has a big piece of meat for you

You: no I'm a vegan from the deacon
by Mara121 November 17, 2017
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vegan in the sheets

this is not a fucking expression idc what you say
person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets

person 2: “see a therapist wtf”
by ur.so.wrong October 9, 2020
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