I'm with the Science Team!

A Half-Life meme.
Used when scientists are watching porn.

Anime character: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!

by f3ismyname September 14, 2020

inserting the seal team

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.

wew, just got done inserting the seal team

by dj311 January 30, 2007

Swinging For The Same Team

A person who is attracted to the same sex. Also known as gay.

I heard that Barney is swinging for the same team

by KimJungNumberUn September 28, 2014

The strongest team on earth

A TPOT name from fucker Snowball.

I'm not gonna lose my dignity that easily! To uphold my honor our team must be, The Strongest Team On Earth!

by thepseudonymnym February 23, 2021

Bat For The Same Team

Adj. Homosexual; same-sex orientation.

Noun. "Batter For The Same Team" Homosexual; same-sex orientation.

Verb. "Batting For The Same Team": Homosexual; same-sex orientation

Adj.: "Charles, you look too good in drag; you must bat for the same team."

Noun: "Good try, Ladies, but he's a batter for the same team."

Verb: "Hello, I'm Chris and I bat for the same team."

by Yvonna Uhrinate November 1, 2007

The Sex Team

arguably the sexiest group of human beings ever assembled into one Facebook group in the history of mankind. consisting of the turtle, t-rex, panther, nematode, robot, antelope, kitten, cobra, and recent addition the eagle, The Sex Team walks the halls of RFH scouting for the finest alcohol, tobacco and narcotics, as well as chicks who pack (#skoaljobs). we also go so unbelievably HAM on the weekends. basically, the sexiest of all time.

Sex t-rex: hey guys we should all get f***ed up for the lsu-'bama game

KB Surfer: Star said I can have some people over
t-rex: ew you hick, go make out with your cousin. you're not even a member of The Sex Team
Timmy then laughs uncoltrolably at the insult, as all nearby tables stare at The Sex Team in secret envy

by Sex turtle January 1, 2012

the science team

the 5 coolest and handsomest men in america

WOMAN1: the science team is full of hunks! i wish i could have sex with all of them
WOMAN2: i know right! they are so strong and racist, so sexy

by big ham the awesome man March 4, 2021