Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.
by Conmad25 February 19, 2009
Get the The Stationary Stanmug. Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.
by MitiGator January 18, 2009
Get the Tactically Stationarymug. When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.
Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.
Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".
Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".
by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007
Get the stationary syndromemug. To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement
by Kagari June 29, 2021
Get the Stationary Cowgirlmug. by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011
Get the stationary joemug. A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.
Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
by mobile crunk February 23, 2009
Get the Stationary Crunkmug. by AM#1 March 27, 2010
Get the Stationary Fuelmug.