The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

The Pokemon Effect

A self-hatedom. A phenomenon seen in fan communities, in which people who play it the most hate it the most.

Named for the Pokemon community, because nobody hates Pokemon like Pokemon fans.

“There’s people online who hate Pokemon, but still play it a lot.”
“That’s The Pokemon Effect.”

by violetcide February 22, 2023

Red The Pokemon Trainer

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.

Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!

by Red The Trainer February 27, 2021

Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

The best pokemon

The best pokemon is Mudkip and you know it.

The reason Mudkip is the best pokemon is that it is the best starter it's so cute it evolves into the most broken type double, it can learn probably the most diverse moves out of all starters, and it always smiles.

by 9dohead October 26, 2020

The Porn Pokémon

A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore

Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub

by Thecoolestdude June 5, 2017