Hitchhiker

A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless.

Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!

by D4A3F2M1H9 June 15, 2010

hitchhike

To stand on the side of the road and put your thumb up, in hope that someone will give you a free ride to wherever you need to go.

I once had to hitchhike when my car broke down.

by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006

hitchhiker

one whose primary mode of travel is hitchhiking, or (usually free) rides from motorists on the highway

A hitchhiker may follow a semi-nomadic lifestyle

by Letter X-the-Bloke August 21, 2008

hitchhike

To travel by the solicitation of free rides

Because my class gets out after the bus has stopped running, I often hitchhike to my apartment.

by Kyle Hoger January 29, 2004

Hitchhiker

Someone who knows where their towel is.

That Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is.

by cyenu January 28, 2005

The hitchhiker

4 in the pink, thumb in the stink. Fist her with your thumb in the stink.

Hey baby, what's up?

Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.

I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.

by Hereitcomes September 20, 2006

hitchhiker

A combination of The Lonely Trucker and The Stranger, a hitchhiker is when a man sits on his arm until it becomes numb, then slaps his ham while driving.

If you want to take the Lonely Trucker to the next level, try the Hitchhiker, it's like there's a whole nother person in the car.

by CT and Justin November 11, 2008