petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017

Holding the Hamster

verb: To have an erection

"Dude, I was totally holding the hamster all night, hoping to bang this chick, but nothing happened."

by psychoturkey April 11, 2010

Shave The Hamster

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.

“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”

by BaldHamster December 16, 2021

Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

by fubsish August 14, 2009

Harry the hamster

A sentient hamster YouTube legend who is 8 inches tall, a little bit chubby and hairy. He likes to tell sex jokes with his friends and wants to find a beautiful female.

Harry the hamster: So I can shove my FUCKING COCK IN ‘ER MOUTH AND UP HER SHITTER, THEN RUB MY BALLS ALL OVER HER EARS WHILE SHOVING MY CLAWS UP ‘ER ARSEHOLE!
Me: .-.

by Hamsterlord666 March 1, 2021

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

hide the hamster

1. Anal sex

2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.

1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?

2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008