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ground-pounding

(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.

Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
by Buzkill625 March 19, 2017
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Ground pound

A popular video game manuver, involving slamming one's ass into the floor. Also called the butt-bounce
With the thruster pack, Ratchet can do a ground pound.
by Blaster 2.5 May 11, 2006
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Ground pound

Her: hey whats up?
HIm: I'm gonna Ground pound your ass into the next demention.
by E brod February 5, 2007
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Ground Pound

to virouciously fuck on a concrete or wooden floor with no bias for the other persons safety. usually anally
Memme: are you Ground Pounding that dawg?
Tad: yea
by MastreM0O October 9, 2008
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Ground Pound Round

The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.
Pnut- I'm horny.
Mitchless- Give me a Ground Pound Round.
Pnut- Ehhh, nah'. I'm average cuuh'.
by This is TravisTodd Ortyl May 13, 2011
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ground and pound

A term used to describe a fighting style or technic. To take one's opponent to the ground, establish a dominant position. Usually a top position(i.e., mount, side mount, half mount, etc. can also be used while in one's "guard"). Then reign down punches, elbows and forearm strikes to the downed fighter. This is used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) or any other NHB (no holds barred) fight.
Tito is one of the best at ground and pound.
by United Fight Club June 11, 2006
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ground and pound

Coined by Mark "The Hammer" Coleman during a pre-fight interview at the UFC.
"I'm gonna ground and pound the goddamn shit out of him" -- Mark Coleman
by John Robinson October 12, 2005
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