Macaulay Culking

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

by offensieve November 18, 2012

Culk

Verb
1. to age badly
2. The act of beginning life as a cute kid and eventually aging into awkwardness or to grow uglier. (I.e. Macauley Culkin)

3. To start innocently and then wind up in a scandal otherwise fall from grace

Past tense : culked
Present tense: culking

“Britney Spears culked so hard when she was photographed driving with her baby on her lap.”

by BonzoF March 7, 2022

Culk it up

culk it up means pick and punch a random object at the same time

Ex: ITS A PHONE, CULK IT UP

by luisinventnewwords October 5, 2023