Unfiltered teen mom group 

Get butt hurt

“This is a unfiltered teen mom group”
“Oh so that means I can say anything?”

“Yeah pretty much”
*gets offended over something *
“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
“Because this is an unfiltered teen mom group!”

Unfiltered teen mom group by Manipulators September 7, 2025

teen jeans mom 

Moms who think there young, wannabe teenagers.
Moms that are turning into "consumer doppelgangers" of their children, shopping in teen stores so as to mimic the identities of their teenage children.

"Mom, you are not shopping at Hollister!" Amber says to her mother. "Moms don't shop at Hollister. You are too old for this store. OMG, I can't believe you are buying something here, you're such a teen jeans mom."
Lady to another lady - "That lady over there looks just like her daughter" Other lady - "She must be one of those teen jeans mom's" -

teen jeans mom by Alone Art September 14, 2013

Teen Moment 

A moment or a place in time that could be considered memorable if your are ages 13-19.

"Bruh is this a teen moment"

Teen Moment by cooldudelive June 15, 2019

Teen Mommage 

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.

That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.

Teen Mommage by Jbabyj September 2, 2016

teenmom-phobia 

A syndrome that develops on the the occasion of an encounter with a teenage mother. This only occurs with particular mothers who are impoverished and tend to extort and plunder the resources of those around them. the sufferer of teenmom-phobia instinctually retreats from situations where a trashy teen mom is present because he or she intuits that they will be taken for all that they have.

I can't go in to cheap stores like JC Penny because my teenmom-phobia starts kicking in.

My girlfriend used to be cool but now she's pregnant and desperate to get on mtv. I'm developing an extreme case of teenmom-phobia, I hope she was cheating on me and the kid isn't mine.

teenmom-phobia by TREDNA May 27, 2012