Techno Viking

Take one burly mofo.
Add techno beats and braid beard.
????
Techno Viking!

Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music.
The music dances to Techno Viking.

by kurosen October 24, 2007

Techno Viking

just another internet meme. people over hype how great he is but he is really just a a guy who looks like a modern interpretation of what a viking is supposed to look like and dances to techno.

the techno viking i just like chuck norris meme , both utterly stupid.

by noreallycrazystuff October 30, 2009

Techno-viking

Tribal and Shamanic but actually Northern European, and Not North American Indian.

No known aboriginal identity

See youtube.com "Techno-Viking"

Collecting his growing diatribe, of admiring groupies. He has a dream about the king of Sweden, Getting things that he was needing.

The Techno-Viking diatribe of people.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025