National tall people day 

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

National tall people day by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

kick tall people day pt 2 

literally kick tall people day again on May 4th because one anti-tall day wasn't enough 😂😍🔪

me looking for the straights on kick tall people day pt 2: 😐🤨🔎🕵️

kick tall people day pt 2 by hetphobic April 30, 2022

National Trip Tall People Day 

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

National Trip Tall People Day by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020

National beat the crap out of tall people day 

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

National beat the crap out of tall people day by Sponge87 October 21, 2021

Annoy tall people day 

Annoy all your tall friends no matter what it takes!

“Eyo, yk what days today?!”

“Annoy tall people dayyy”

Annoy tall people day by Trixxy72 September 21, 2022

National Trip Tall People Day 

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

National Trip Tall People Day by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

national kick tall people day 

on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.

person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*

national kick tall people day by therealdefintions October 4, 2022