Tall people named Tyler 

Typically people named Tyler and/or Tyler Owens and stand over 6 ft are usually the ugliest people on earth.

You should stay away from tall people named Tyler because they are crude inside and out.

“You know that Tyler Owens fella?”
“Yeah the tall ugly one?”
“Mhm.. you know his kind are the ugliest ones..”

Tall people named Tyler by henryloomis July 16, 2025

National kick tall people day 

On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences

Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY

National kick tall people day by KazuichiSoda October 21, 2021

National Throw Tall People Day 

In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.

"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"

National Throw Tall People Day by Yellow#2969 October 21, 2020

national kick tall people day 

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*

national kick tall people day by petalstarlight October 21, 2020

National throw tall people day 

October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t

National throw tall people day by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020

Throw Tall People Month 

During the month of December, you may throw any tall person, 5'7 or over, as far as you want, whenever you want, have funnnnn

"Why did you throw him dude?"

"It's throw tall people month!"

Throw Tall People Month by Swarm_Of_Bees69 October 10, 2021

Fuck Tall People

Tall people are assholes whenever they poke fun at someone’s height, especially if it’s towards someone shorter to then. This term is used by said “short people” because they need an outlet to tell tall people to fuck off.

“Fuck tall people trying to step all over me cuz I’m 5’3 or whatever. I have my rights.”

Fuck Tall People by eoicepic October 3, 2022