A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.
Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
by TigerW September 4, 2005
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(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
Get the trying to take a shit without pissing mug.A Snapchat viral montage and hashtag of #seeashittakeashit originating from the hashtag #seeachugsendachug. This specific hashtag is to pay homage to wannabe male and female bodybuilders who are dry scooping pre workout, followed by chugging an energy drink. Whenever you feel the glory of the ole faithful geyser about to explode, snap a pic of your ankles with your britches wrapped around them and hashtag the pic #seeashittakeashit and send it to your friends. By doing so, the expectation is that they will reciprocate the pic. Happy Shittin’.
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No, I need to drink some coffee or preworkout, then I’ll #seeashittakeashit for you.
by Buschlight October 19, 2021
Get the See A Shit, Take A Shit mug.What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.
*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
by M Dogg May 31, 2005
Get the I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT mug.To give birth to a pinoy.
I took a shit the other day and when I flushed it, it said "weeeeeeeeeeew ^________^". (To take a shit)
by YTG123 January 23, 2011
Get the To take a shit mug.On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
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