tactical chunder

When in a bar/club/pub and you feel a sudden queasiness and know that you wont make it to the toilet a tactical chunder is necessary. It is a sly, subtle chunder in a bin/corner/against the bar or anywhere that is completely inappropriate. It only becomes a tactical chunder if you get away with it.
those 5 'bucas fucked me up, had to have a tactical chunder under that table.
by mandingo89 July 25, 2009
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tactical chunder

I, like, stuck my fingers down my throat and induced a tactical chunder. Now I'll totally reach my target dress size of 0.
by JeckJeck December 11, 2011
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tactical chunder

Making yourself be sick bc you feel like you’ll feel better if you be sick, not in an ed way, in a ‘i’m drunk and feel a bit ill so i might get it out of the with’ way.
Friend 1 - You know I’m feeling a bit ill
Friend 2 - Well you know what it might be worth having a tactical chunder if you think it will make you feel better
Friend 1 - You’re right I probably will
by billiewood October 1, 2023
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