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Dirty Twiglet

Where a male fucks someone’s who needs a shit in the ass. Their penis gets covered in shit, which they then dip in salt and Worcester Sauce, allow it to dry so the shit goes crusty on their cock like a twiglet, then make their parter eat the crusty shit off, as a tasty snack.
Yeah mate, she was hungry after sex, so I fed her the dirty twiglet” “she loves to snack, so I offered her my dirty twiglet to naw on”
by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020
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EAR TWIGLET

AN EAR TWIGLET is a little crisp like creature that lives in peoples ears....it eats wax
doctor: oh look he's definitly got an Ear twiglet in there!
by LORDSHIP April 17, 2009
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Twiglet Breakfast

Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.

She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.

Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?

Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.
by benjibw July 1, 2023
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Twiglet

An avid fan ( applies to stans as well) of British music artist FKA Twigs.
"I found so many fellow twiglets on FKA Twig's discord", shouted a diva in the rave.
by b_unknown_bwahaha January 30, 2025
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twiglet-toez

trash at cod, licks kierons ass
bro you're the twiglet-toez of cod, trash deadass
by codkidbean May 8, 2018
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Twiglet legs

When you have abnormally skinny legs that look like twiglets. Any footwear makes you look like a human golf club! These same people wear skinny jeans
Check out Andrew K and his twiglet legs.
by Captain sala October 9, 2020
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Twigletting

The sexual act of pulling out your finger(s) from your partner's arsehole and realising they are coated in shit. Sniffing and licking them while pulling a face similar to when eating the snack the name derives from.
Dave was keen to see if Diane's Balti would create a better consistancy and taste when they would be twigletting later.
by Daphne Widethigh July 27, 2016
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