A legally considered “Little Person” with an attitude problem. Typically a manipulator and petty being.
by itouchpape June 25, 2022
Refers to the state of temporary blindness and pain incurred after male ejaculation lands in your eyes, which makes you act like "Thelma" from the "Scooby Doo" cartoon series...
(The one with glasses, who constantly had to search the ground for them as they would fall off her face!)
(The one with glasses, who constantly had to search the ground for them as they would fall off her face!)
I got given a thelma last night, and my eyes wouldn't stop watering for 20 minutes.. in which time he stole my purse and ran!
by Thelma-1234 April 15, 2008
A word used to describe the best head of your life - the toe-curling, heart racing, sweat-inducing kind.
by Sugondese King December 07, 2021
Thelma is a known hoe but she’s pretty. She cheats on her boyfriend. She’s manipulative and a pick me girl.
by Telling facts November 21, 2021
Two female friends who are strangely inseparable, commonly but wrongly assumed in an Ellen sort of way. (Noun)
to thelma and louise (Verb) - two women going everywhere together
to thelma and louise (Verb) - two women going everywhere together
by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006
a grandma who can get it
rick: “the witches in hotel trannsylvania 3 are total thickie thelmas”
john: “what the hell is wrong with you
john: “what the hell is wrong with you
by confused whale February 26, 2019
Adjective; An exceptionally rare occurence only experienced between the most kindred of spirits. Specifically, when you request your friends hand, said hands are joined, light shines from the divine upon the pair, and sanctimonious farts are released in harmonic unision.
A hypothetical sequence that is likely to result in what is esoterically known as The Thelma & Louise:
Friend A - "Friend, give me your hand."
Friend B - "Unquestionably".
Friend A + B - "*WHOom!*"
..., ..., ...
Friend A+B *giggles uncontrollably*
Friend A - "Friend, give me your hand."
Friend B - "Unquestionably".
Friend A + B - "*WHOom!*"
..., ..., ...
Friend A+B *giggles uncontrollably*
by guffaud April 23, 2010