the dad smoke

when you hold it with the peace sign… like someone’s dad does

“jeremiah does the dad smoke !”

by dad smoke October 13, 2022

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Meet the dad

The act of a male going to meet the father of his significant other. Oftentimes the father will seek to test and intimidate the male if he does not immediately deem you worthy of his daughter.

Doug to Cash "Yo i had to meet the dad last night, he even had one of his shotguns in plain view to make me piss myself."

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

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The DADS • the daddy • the dad bag • The Dad Jean • The Dad Noise • the dad smoke • the dad stare • the dad zone • The"Daddy"Shark • The Daddy Complex

Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

by Gourmet January 6, 2009

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Conrad the dad

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

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