The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.

Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

The shit that killed elvis

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

by This dick2424 January 7, 2019

The shit that he don't share

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.

That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!

by Vanessamaria November 29, 2020

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Deb the shit out of that

The act of dismissing a comment someone says by talking very quickly and using phrases such as "uhuh", "yup" and "yeah okay" Similar to the way Den Debbie would talk to the average passersby at the Warrior's Den at Merrimack College.

Adam: If I had to kiss a guy in the play I would just not do it.
Mike: Hey Adam you should Deb the shit out of that.
Mike: uhuh yeah yup yeah okay no thank you yup okay uhuh

by JohnnyScambacci March 1, 2010

hit the shit on that asscopter

get that fucker GOIN' right quick fer ya

the boy: dad i whipped the butter on medium
me: only on the medium there boy?? hit the shit on that asscopter!!

by pinkgummi May 12, 2018

The Little Shit That Could

When you have a piece of shit that takes forever to squeeze out of your bunghole. After sitting on the crapper for 10 to 15 minutes you begin to push harder and harder, saying to yourself or out loud "I think I can, I think I can." repeatedly until you finally shit it out.

He sat on the crapper for about 20 minutes, and pushed and pushed as if he was going into labor screaming "I think I can, I think I can!", until the little shit that could finally dropped into the toilet.

by Mother Fletcher January 26, 2010