Sneaky Talon

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.

Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch

by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012

guten talon

new way of greeting your mates in germany, especially used by young people

person a: hallo mein freund
person b: guten talon kolleg

by derwirklichechte January 20, 2021

Brandy Talore

A very hot pornstar with ridiculously large tits (36DDD to be exact). She has a "girl next door" look and fucks like a champ. She has some baby fat around her stomach area which she always has covered up in her scenes but most guys would still give anything to have sex with her.

Spraying my load all over Brandy Talore's DDD's would be so much fun.

by gigs1777 April 20, 2009

Talonda

Talonda: A beautiful shy and talented individual with aspirations in life. Is a great person to be around, has beautiful hair and will do her best to please everyone even though she/he knows it is not possible. Causally gets mistaken as Yolanda.

Talonda has dreams that she will be a successful singer/songwriter.

by Ari love20 April 18, 2017

taladega night

Having your first sexual experience in a moving car
with no one at the wheel

Last night I had me a Taladega Night with jamie

by codysexysaurus June 7, 2007

Talon News

A paid propaganda wing of the Republican party that used a plant in the White House press briefing.

Further proof that the Republicans are doing such a bad job that they need shills - unpaid and otherwise - to sugar coat everything monkey boy Bush and his minions do.

James Dale Guckert, who went by the name Jeff Gannon, was the reason Talon News was exposed. People finally figured out that he was there to make Bush look good. Guckert also has the distinction of being a male prostitute who advertised him self on gay male escort service sites.

by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Talos

An Aedra from the elder scrolls. Not to be confused with an Daedra. Aedra such as Talos and Mara make up the nine divines, the gods of the elder scrolls games/alternate realities where daedra are demons who interfere with mortals such as Sheogorath the King/God of insanity.
Talos is the man god who ascended to become one of the nine(which was previously eight). Talos is the Aedra whom the Nord Stormcloaks fight the Imperials and Thalmor for their freedom of worship.
To say by Talos is lile saying by god and such.

By Talos! That syndicate demo is amazing.

by KrimzinZV March 16, 2012