swiss roll

sticking ur dick up a girlassthen blowing ur load
when u take it out it will look like a swiss roll brown on the side white in the middle

girl: keep doing me
guy: ok but i have to giev u a swiss roll
girl:make it quick
guy: ok

by richard finkler May 21, 2007

Swiss Roll

The mixture of semen and feces that comes about from taking a shit on a woman's chest, tit-fucking her, and then climaxing into the center of the shit.

"Dude, Check out this video -
Ellen Degeneres totally ate his swiss roll!"

by MaccabeeWarrior August 1, 2012

Swiss Roll

Drooping boobs jammed into a uplifting bra.

Breasts are rolled up like a swiss roll with the nipple in place of the Jam.

She's got her Spaniels ears jammed into that top like swiss rolls.

by Sandy Ritchie February 19, 2008

Swiss Roll

When you cum in a chick's ass, and then she takes a shit and it's all swirled together like a swiss roll.

"Oh man I had the greatest anal last night and then made the best swiss roll this morning!"

by MonkeyCheese3d November 29, 2011

swiss roll shiro

Worst creation yet from the voltron fandom, also experiencing a huge rise in popularity (apparently I'm not the only one who likes pain) ;The most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Brought me to the brink of death, which is always a good thing. If you don't get this ask tumblr. But be warned seeing The Swiss has been know to cause: blindness in one or both eyes, questioning ones existence and suicidal tendencies.

Member of voltron fandom: Dude, you have got to see this! It's amazing and u won't regret it I swear
Some innocent soul(me): sure! Why the hell not
Member of voltron fandom: * turns their cursed device toward u *
Some innocent soul(me): * 4 yrs later and slightly blinded in both eyes* LONG LIVE SWISS ROLL SHIRO

by A cool dude I swear May 27, 2017

swiss-roll man

A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.

Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"

by bestmanstealer March 14, 2019

Kentucky swiss roll

When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.

Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.

I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.

by Thefunnyman25 July 22, 2016