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surly for wood

To exhibit surly behaviors to the extreme; oozing surliness. To be in a mood so foul and miserable that one might question if someone had pissed in your Cheerios that morning. This behavior can also be caused by having your panties in a wadded up bunch in your butt crack. An unmatched display of profanity for no apparent reason.
Ken: "God-Damn, son-of-a-bitch. Shit."
Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."
by Not Important Information October 4, 2006
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surly drunk

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.
by DarkLight107 March 8, 2019
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surly dwarf

Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.

See also hot karl
Q. Where's the surly dwarf?
A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning
by SteenK L.ARSE.N March 4, 2005
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By the surly beard of Mfrik!

By the surly beard of Mfrik is an exclamation that originated in The Eye of Argon. This phrase is sometimes used among geekier circles to convey astonishment, as a battle cry, or simply to show knowledge of geek fandoms.
Grignr: By the surly beard of Mfrik! The Eye of Argon is the worst short story ever published.
by The short blonde girl February 8, 2010
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Surly you jest

To accuse someone of a clever jest or jesting.

A phrase the Eisley AIM Chat room (Laughing City) adopted.
Bender665: What is an Eisley??
queen of clout: Surly you jest!
by A bored Prodigycube March 11, 2004
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Surly

Person who owns slaves and hates blacks
He is a surly fuck
by Ben hamrick November 17, 2022
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Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"
by QuacksO July 24, 2024
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