Microsoft Tech Support

A middle-aged man named Vihaan, greets you with the phrase, "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"

Me: Hi, I got this message and it says to call you.
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*

by XDhobo June 10, 2019

Indian Tech Support

It's just like the title says. Horribly made and retarded.

I called up the Indian Tech Support and they called me a faggot.

by SnuggleBuddies June 5, 2017

microsoft tech support

a kid named tahim

Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?

by RyanTheKid March 31, 2017

tech support

A service offered by companies unable to create products that work consistently and/or at all. Most often available via telephone, this service involves one or more employees asking for all of your information short of your fucking eye color, after which, said one or more employees will offer vague, unhelpful suggestions that can already be found in your appliance's manual. If none of said vague, unhelpful suggestions result in an unlikely success, employees will lamely request you attempt to turn off, and turn back on said appliance, after which said employee will A: Disconnect your call or B: Transfer you to an equally unhelpful department.

Tech support: Hello, this is 1-800-WEREUSELESS, how may we be of assistance to you?

Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.

Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?

Dave: Sure, go ahead.

Tech support: Age?

Dave: 43.

Tech support: Name?

Dave: Dave.

Tech support: Account number and password?

Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?

Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?

Dave: What?

Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.

by Haven R. May 6, 2008

tech support

interjection
an expression of gratitude, used when someone comes through for you.
note on usage: cannot be used as an adjective

Person 1: "Shit, I forgot my wallet!"
Person 2: "It's cool, it's on me."
Person 1: "Tech support."

Improper use: "It was totally tech support when you came through for me on that kidney transplant."

by epl May 26, 2008

Ugandan tech support

Indian tech support but Ugandan.

Hello, this is Ugandan tech support, your computer has virus!

by Flabbo Man January 20, 2021

Tech Support

Microsoft tech support

Caller: Hello?

Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?

Caller: I’m signed out of my account

Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info

by Sworder33 November 18, 2021