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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
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jimbo streak

Used mostly in MOBAs, "Jimbo Streak" is the act of winning several games in a row playing the same character.
Work on that positioning (like you must have for that winning game) and you'll be pulling jimbo streaks in no time!
by Logique_ June 11, 2014
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Sloppy steak

When you pour water on your steak.
I used to be such a piece of shit, me and my friends would order steaks, and then pour water on them. The sloppy steak was so good!
by Jonny_eh July 10, 2021
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Streak

A stupid feature on Snapchat where you have to send somebody a random photo with a S within 24 hours.
A: *Sends picture of their asshole *
B: Ew wtf
A: Oh shit sorry (sends a picture of their asshole, but with a S)
B: O its a Streak, aight fam ur good
by WoahBuddySlowDownThere May 29, 2018
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Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
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Streak

Something on Snapchat that forces other people to snap you and makes you look like you have lots of friends but in reality most pictures are of a wall or the ground. Sometimes used as a pathetic way to start snapping your crush because you have no courage at all.
Omg I snap chatted him streaks and now we send it back and forth everyday
by Gggaaa July 29, 2017
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ron's steak house

"so who wants to hit up ron's steak house today?"
by nagemeroom November 20, 2011
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