Stepping on legos

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.

I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.

by EuroChemist October 31, 2017

Stepping on lego

A torture device made by the devil himself to destroy anything that touches it no matter how much protection you have

Stepping on lego is hell

by odd_guy_59 February 16, 2018

step on lego

The worst thing one can wish to another. Stepping on legos barefoot causes an immense pain and is to be considered agony in it's purest form.

Richard told everyone in 9chat to step on lego, when they were rude to him.

by 9chat June 8, 2016

I Hope You Step on a Lego

“I hope you step on a LEGO” is a phrase often used as a retort in rage comics and reaction images to express one’s resentment towards someone who has done something unpleasant as to deserve punishment or ill-fortune, such as accidentally stepping on a LEGO brick.

A: I hope you burn in hell!
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.

by sirwoo June 15, 2013

I hope you step on a lego

A phrase to use in response to any argument

Person 1: We're not friends any more.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I hope you step on a lego!
Person 1: *gasps*

by Ehh... it's ok December 27, 2016

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 25, 2015

i hope you step on lego

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

by Yermy Battled Warter October 2, 2017