keblin steemer

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest and eating the shit off of the woman's chest

I took a keblin steemer on my sisters friend

by Therealansweresomefromme16935 November 27, 2014

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stately steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stanely steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024

Swinghaven Stanley Steemer

Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.

"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"

by da Fonze December 3, 2023

Madison Steemer

When a rando blacks out and shits all over your bathroom rug at 3:30 am.

This man had the audacity to lay down a Madison Steemer and only say “That’s not cool man”.

by badger48 October 25, 2020