National Steak and Blowjob Day 

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year

I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!

National Steak and Blowjob Day by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day by Friday1337 March 14, 2017

Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day 

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.

Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

Steak And Bowjob day

I told my girl about this site and this day ... sure enough she invited me over on this day and left the computer screen on....we had just gotten into a fight and here was our chance to make up... she not only left the comp on but this defintion.... THANK YOU CANADIAN GUY.....I LOVE CANADIANS..... I'm about the happest 15 year old ever

The reason I love canadians

Steak And Bowjob day by I LUV CANADIANS December 26, 2004

Steak and a Blow Job Day 

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

Steak and a Blow Job Day by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

steak and a blow job day 

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.

Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"

steak and a blow job day by carpediem December 14, 2008