The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.
Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!
Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.
Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.
by SG16 January 02, 2010
by D-Smoove July 10, 2011
Having marital, consensual, heterosexual intercourse while the male stares into his biological mother's eyes, signaling a sign of approval to inseminate the wife.
Jim: Do you actually associate with Serbian culture, or do you just pretend around your family?
Danny: Oh, I truly follow Serbian rules... Matter of fact, my wife and I did a full Serbian Staredown for both of our children.
Danny: Oh, I truly follow Serbian rules... Matter of fact, my wife and I did a full Serbian Staredown for both of our children.
by frextheginger December 23, 2017