squiddles

fuck..... well it a long story sooooo.... fuck, there once was a shit cunt who didn't buy anyone beeR, he on welfare And he stole all of my cigs, he had a mega mind and a squidward shaped head, so..... we called him squiddles and now he is a porn star and he has got his own site. its called squid porn. be careful because he will bum you.

"squiddles" how are you?

by squiddles best friend :) October 29, 2018

Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.

"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."

by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013

squidlet

When someone corrects another's obvious exaggeration usually without knowing it.

A: "Damn man it's like a billion degrees in this room. Can you turn the heat down?"
B: "Well it's only about 85 degrees in here."
A: "Wow man, don't be a squidlet."

by Josh Harling January 9, 2008

squitters

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.

I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Squidless

Lack of the squiddy. When your life has it the biggest bottomless pit of suck. No Joy.

I can't go on my life is squidless and my hair just broke.

by Feendog May 23, 2013

Squigler

A complete and total fucking worm or a dumb stupid fucking idiot.

Usually a snowflake.

That squigler is lazier than a cut dog ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 9, 2019

squidder

An insult used against Asians on TikTok, derived from "squid game person," as Squid Game is a Korean show.

Man, Jackie Chan has a pretty big dick for being a squidder.

by PercivalBlue November 11, 2021