by blaze4972 December 9, 2023
Get the Dallas Sports Fan mug.A non-binary sports fan, also known as a they/them, is a sports fan that wears merch from two different sports team that competes in the same sports league, e.g. a Sydney FC shirt with a Western Sydney Wanderers cap, or a half Celtic and a half Rangers shirt. However wearing merch of two teams in different sporting leagues does not qualify as a they/them, for example a Queensland Maroons cap and a Brisbane Broncos shirt, because while those two teams compete in the same sport, they play different completions and cannot compete against each other.
The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;
1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.
2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.
3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.
The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;
1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.
2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.
3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.
Luis is the biggest non-binary sports fan, yesterday he was wearing a Cowboys hat with a Broncos shirt and now he's wearing a Wanderers scarf with a Sydney FC shirt. (a.k.a. a they/them).
I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.
I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
Get the non-binary sports fan mug.People who support the Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and/or Eagles (as in Boston College Eagles).
Also known as the most annoying fanbase in the country. While all sports fans can be considered annoying by fans of other teams, Boston sports fans take annoying to a new level.
Boston spent many years playing second fiddle to New York when it came to sports. So when their teams actually started winning, they had no idea how to behave like any other fan.
Thus, they will tell anyone who prefers a different team how awesome (insert name of Boston team here) is and how (insert name of another fan's team here) sucks. Never mind that the Patriots cheated and then choked in the Super Bowl, they're still the best team of all time (according to Boston sports fans).
On top of all that, they really have no idea how annoying they are to those who don't support a team from Boston. They believe that they behave like every other sports fan in the country when in truth, no one else spends all their time yelling in other people's faces, "My team is the best in the world and yours SUCKS!!!!!!!"
Boston sports fans also use the word "wicked" way too much.
Also known as the most annoying fanbase in the country. While all sports fans can be considered annoying by fans of other teams, Boston sports fans take annoying to a new level.
Boston spent many years playing second fiddle to New York when it came to sports. So when their teams actually started winning, they had no idea how to behave like any other fan.
Thus, they will tell anyone who prefers a different team how awesome (insert name of Boston team here) is and how (insert name of another fan's team here) sucks. Never mind that the Patriots cheated and then choked in the Super Bowl, they're still the best team of all time (according to Boston sports fans).
On top of all that, they really have no idea how annoying they are to those who don't support a team from Boston. They believe that they behave like every other sports fan in the country when in truth, no one else spends all their time yelling in other people's faces, "My team is the best in the world and yours SUCKS!!!!!!!"
Boston sports fans also use the word "wicked" way too much.
Boston sports fans in action:
Boston sports fan: The Giants suck and the Patriots are still the best team of all time, Tom Brady owns Eli Manning!
Normal sports fan: Dude, if the Patriots are soooo much better, why couldn't they beat the Giants in the Super Bowl?
Boston sports fan: Well, I bet your team couldn't win 18 games in one season!
Normal sports fan: I'd rather be 9-7 and still win the Super Bowl than win 18 games and lose the biggest game of all time.
Boston sports fan: We still won 3 Super Bowls! And the Celtics have the best record in basketball!!!!! How 'bout them apples?
Boston sports fan: The Giants suck and the Patriots are still the best team of all time, Tom Brady owns Eli Manning!
Normal sports fan: Dude, if the Patriots are soooo much better, why couldn't they beat the Giants in the Super Bowl?
Boston sports fan: Well, I bet your team couldn't win 18 games in one season!
Normal sports fan: I'd rather be 9-7 and still win the Super Bowl than win 18 games and lose the biggest game of all time.
Boston sports fan: We still won 3 Super Bowls! And the Celtics have the best record in basketball!!!!! How 'bout them apples?
by can't think of one January 10, 2009
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Notes:
At home, there is the possibility the sports fanatic will stare into a trance in front of the tv in which case you can wave your hand in front of their face just to remind them they made a choice to be hypnotized and you are not responsibile.
At a game, there is the possibility the sports fanatic will shout various words out of loyalty about his team or the opposing team or about his opposing fans that will be rude, crude or just downright funny.
Stay away from people who like to attract security guards at games for various reasons.
There is also danger the entertainment derivatives of sports can take up so much time in one's life that reality becomes the outfield and fantasy becomes the infield.
Notes:
At home, there is the possibility the sports fanatic will stare into a trance in front of the tv in which case you can wave your hand in front of their face just to remind them they made a choice to be hypnotized and you are not responsibile.
At a game, there is the possibility the sports fanatic will shout various words out of loyalty about his team or the opposing team or about his opposing fans that will be rude, crude or just downright funny.
Stay away from people who like to attract security guards at games for various reasons.
There is also danger the entertainment derivatives of sports can take up so much time in one's life that reality becomes the outfield and fantasy becomes the infield.
Her boyfriend (the sports fanatic) owns and wears many shirts/jerseys/hats with team logos, has sports memorabilia on his walls, goes to many games, and becomes depressed when his favorite team loses. On an otherwise leisurely Sunday morning, he gets up early to chat with his friends (who help keep the obsession going) about which picks are good for online sports betting. Maybe if he just played the sport with his friends at the local park, he'd have less energy to be a sports fanatic/overly concerned fan and sweat out the obsession. She tries to remind him that professional sports players are swimming in astronomical amounts of money that shouldn't be encouraged by the plain folk. She thinks that the overindulgence of extra money, time and attention this fanatical fan gives to sports, could be better spent on his own life in which more excitement and variation of activities and hobbies might be needed and prove more rewarding.
by upcloseandhonest May 8, 2008
Get the sports fanatic mug.People who are, for the most part, butthurt over LeBron James going to Miami because he wants to win an NBA championship, unlike in Cleveland where the LeBron James -- I mean the Cavaliers were never good enough to win. They like to get drunk and do retarded things, because that's what those retarded, non-LeBron James fans do.
It all started when King James revealed he was going to play for the Miami Heat in his absolutely necessary King James version hour-long press conference. Cleveland sports fans responded by getting drunk and talking to cameramen about how betrayed they felt by King James, how King James was scum, and how they wish King James and the actually talented Miami Heat would never win the NBA championship while King James was part of the team. They then moved on to throwing their #23 LeBron James jersey replicas in a fire.
Some weeks later, a non-retarded Cleveland sports fan wore a Miami Heat jersey to an Indians game. Of course it was a LeBron James jersey. Out of their hatred for LeBron James and their new hatred for the Miami Heat, their dumb, drunk asses heckled the completely innocent man/LeBron James fan who was eventually escorted out of the stadium. If Cleveland sports fans weren't so butthurt over LeBron James leaving or retarded, this incident would not have taken place. No wonder LeBron James left.
It all started when King James revealed he was going to play for the Miami Heat in his absolutely necessary King James version hour-long press conference. Cleveland sports fans responded by getting drunk and talking to cameramen about how betrayed they felt by King James, how King James was scum, and how they wish King James and the actually talented Miami Heat would never win the NBA championship while King James was part of the team. They then moved on to throwing their #23 LeBron James jersey replicas in a fire.
Some weeks later, a non-retarded Cleveland sports fan wore a Miami Heat jersey to an Indians game. Of course it was a LeBron James jersey. Out of their hatred for LeBron James and their new hatred for the Miami Heat, their dumb, drunk asses heckled the completely innocent man/LeBron James fan who was eventually escorted out of the stadium. If Cleveland sports fans weren't so butthurt over LeBron James leaving or retarded, this incident would not have taken place. No wonder LeBron James left.
Bill: Why are so many Cleveland sports fans so drunk, butthurt, and retarded?
Ted: It was a combination of their parents drinking while they were still in the womb, and a missing chromosome that does not allow their IQ to go past 70.
Bill: Ah, I see. I guess the guy in the Miami Heat jersey was not one of those idiots?
Ted: Correct sir, he is one of the few living Cleveland sports fans that can actually perform adequately in real-life situations.
Me: I hope this definition pisses off every one of them.
Bill: I noticed typed LeBron James and/or his nicknames 17 times in your definition. Could it possibly be a reference to his press conference, where he spoke about himself in the third-person for much of the time?
Me: Correct again. Isn't it great to not be a Cleveland sports fan?
Ted: Indeed it is. At least being a birth defect it isn't contagious, so we never have to worry about becoming one.
Me: Also, now with him gone their favorite team is going do suck ass for a while. I'm not a fan of him either, but you can't deny he is a great basketball player.
Ted: It was a combination of their parents drinking while they were still in the womb, and a missing chromosome that does not allow their IQ to go past 70.
Bill: Ah, I see. I guess the guy in the Miami Heat jersey was not one of those idiots?
Ted: Correct sir, he is one of the few living Cleveland sports fans that can actually perform adequately in real-life situations.
Me: I hope this definition pisses off every one of them.
Bill: I noticed typed LeBron James and/or his nicknames 17 times in your definition. Could it possibly be a reference to his press conference, where he spoke about himself in the third-person for much of the time?
Me: Correct again. Isn't it great to not be a Cleveland sports fan?
Ted: Indeed it is. At least being a birth defect it isn't contagious, so we never have to worry about becoming one.
Me: Also, now with him gone their favorite team is going do suck ass for a while. I'm not a fan of him either, but you can't deny he is a great basketball player.
by etaN retsaM August 6, 2010
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by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2011
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by Tank8488 February 19, 2009
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