Spoonman is a mythological being that takes the form of a great white shark that breathes air and swims through the air of dense forests. They sustain themselves through hunting deer and small elk. Mostly found in the colder regions of North America, they are a rare sight and dangerous to most unprepared travellers.
A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.
Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"