Spontaneosity

Staged and artificial pictures, videos and events that are played off as spontaneous

Your supposedly candid vacation selfies reek of spontaneosity

by Fuzzybuzzzz August 22, 2019

Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

by GinSeven February 4, 2010

spontaneously cooperating

Eric says that it's when printers and scanners randomly start working

I don't know how the fuck it's all working again, but these scanners and printers are just magically spontaneously cooperating. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by h0mer April 20, 2018

spontaneously combust a nut

busting a surprisingly immediate nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022

Spontaneously internally combusted

Whenever something randomly explodes because of a teamswitcher, buster the combuster, suicide ɓomɓer or a buster

OH MY STOP COMBUSTING IN MY FACE sorry I meant spontaneously internally combusted

by DOC. Chocc June 3, 2024