SockBlocked

When your wife bust you while you are rubbing one out.

She busted me rubbing one out last night. Dude you were sockblocked.

by Phinger November 19, 2016

spockblocked

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011