sploob

A spoon stuck in someone's boob

Ow my sploob!

by dollerbill April 9, 2004

sploob

A Sploob is an incompetent person, or a person who cocks up on a regular basis.

Dave and rusty are sploobs because they are continuously falling off their bikes, like sploobs.

by Ricky Boy July 31, 2006

golden sploob

slipping the leg part of a golden(tan) nylon over your cock to the end, and masturbating to completion, and forcing the cum through the nylon, creating a sploob, rather than a glorious spurt.

I'm going to stay home tonight, watch some porn, and make a golden sploob

by Drocke_8921 December 21, 2016