Splong

A half and half mixture of marijuana and tabacco which is packed into a bong.
If a large enough hit is taken, the result is an incredibly light feeling sensation

yoo man hurry up and pack that splong!!

by gooboo November 8, 2009

splong

splong splong splong splong

splong!!!! splong!!!!

by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004

splong

an action word -- somewhere between splat and sprong.

Splong! Pow! Splat! Splong!

by splong March 10, 2003

Splong Head

When someone is a baaaad gimp

Ellie is a Splong Head
Dannys a Splong

by splong monster July 15, 2018

Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'

by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011

Splong Cat

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.

Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.

by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010

Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp

"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"

by splong monster July 15, 2018