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Splitgate

Splitgate is an awesome new arena shooter game made by indie devs 1047 games, it was made in May 2019 but i mean it kinda died out. But recently in july 2021 it came to console and oh boy was it popular, the servers had issues and i mean the ques where long af. But eventually it was stable. The game is like If Halo and Portal got drunk in a bar and then banged each other but then instead of getting an abortion, Portal set the kid up for adoption and the child eventually found a foster home with Fortnite which it spent it's child hood being influenced by. So yea halo with portals but also with a battle pass and a similar free-to-play item shop cosmetic system as fortnite, oh yea did i mention that it was FREE TO PLAY!! AND CROSS PLATFORM!!!!! AND REALLY FUN!!!!!!!!!
Halo fanboy: "oOOo SPltGAte Is jUsT a CopY Of HalO YoU LaZy DevS JusT WantEd To LeACh OfF InfinIte'S PopULaRity"

Devs: "ummm no actually it has other ideas and stuff in it too ok it aint just a halo clone, splitgate is a Halo like game with portal mechanics and different weapons and cosmetics and game modes and such"

Halo Fanboy: *drinks green Monster Energy drink. "uH Ok JeloUs LoSer"
by Bluburry August 11, 2021
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Splitgate

when during sexual activity, a man will open the gates of the upside down with telekenitic powers, unleashing the full force of Eleven from Stranger Things while trying to widen a woman's pussy!
Person 1: Ayo what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Bro I used the Splitgate and I unlocked the demogorgon from the upside down!
Person 1: No way!!
by lilbithawkified August 10, 2021
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Splitgate

A fun new game that you don’t need to be drenched in sweat to win and have fun.
Friend: Wanna play Splitgate?
Other friend: Fuck yeah!
by Evan29667899 September 1, 2021
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Splitgate

A common term for having gay e sex or phone sex online.
“Ayo, did you hear James and Parker splitgate last night?”
by WCroissant September 6, 2021
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Splitgate 2 Trailer

When a man cuts off his dick then sews it onto a unsuspecting female thus turning them into a femboy with a spooky spooky haircut and then they give you a EJ ( eye socket job ) then the man experiences a intense orgasm leading to kidney failure and ruptured testicles as well as AIDS, Herpes, HIV, HPV, Pubic Lice, Gonorrhea, and possibly appendicitis.
Man I can't wait to get a Splitgate 2 Trailer while watching futa. My grandpa did it in 05' but it didn't end so well and now i'm struggling with a intense vore footjob fetish.
by Sofia Capes July 11, 2025
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Spitgate

Similar to pizzagate or any other useless scandal that has a -gate suffix, but one that ensues, as the name suggests, when someone spits on the bathroom floor at the office or warehouse where you work.
At my work Gary said spitgate will not be under investigation
by Sexydimma March 9, 2025
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Spitgate

Any scandal that occurs when someone, you guessed it, spits on the bathroom floor of your office washroom.
My foreman Gary: spitgate will not be under investigation
by Sexydimma March 10, 2025
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